Yesterday, we spent a whopping 20 straight hours in the car driving from Texas to Michigan. (We're blessed to have the whole week off for Thanksgiving!). We left at 4:20 AM and got there at 1:35 AM (technically 2:35 with the time change). Here are the highlights of the trip:
Max turns off the radio. We sit in silence for a minute or two. I ask: "So, is this going to be a silent car trip, then?" Max: "SHHHH!"
Max is driving. He suddenly puts both hands in the air, shouting: "LOOK! No hands!!"
I say: "Hasn't Barney been great? He's been so content on my lap this whole time, he hasn't even whined."
Max: "I couldn't pee in my pants, even if I wanted to."
Max: "Is time standing still or is it just me?"
Max: "If it wasn't for Christianity, I'd probably be a sociopath."
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