Students are reading quietly (or, as "quietly" as is possible for fifth graders). "Logan" comes to my desk to ask this question: "Can I go to the bathroom 'cause I need to throw up".
"Can I go to the bathroom 'cause I need to throw up?"
It was such an odd request and totally threw me off guard, so I said... "Okaaaaaayyyyy"
Then he turned around, walked out my door, and started skipping and jumping down the hallway.
Next thing you know, I'm half-yelling down the hall: "WAIT JUST A MINUTE, GET BACK HERE, YOU'RE NOT SICK!!!!!!!!!!"
Obviously no one has taught this boy how to fake it......