My colleague teaches deaf education for the second and third graders in the classroom next to mine. She asked one of her darlings ("Charity") what she did over the weekend.
"I go to church!" she said.
"And what did you learn at church?" the teacher prompted.
"I learned about Jesus!" Charity replied.
"And where does Jesus live?"
"Right here in town!" Charity said proudly.
"Oh really? And what does Jesus drive?"
"A jeep. A BLUE jeep!!"
And as it turns out, Charity's pastor is Jesus.