Recipe for a field trip

Take one bus. Add fifty screaming kids.
(Season with bumps)
1 very dark room
1 extra long presentation
1 sound system too loud for hearing aids
6 hungry children
(Season with 100 ants per pair of pants)

Mix all ingredients well. Cook for three hours. When finished, serve with aspirin.

3 comments:

Max said...

Did you try eating the ants?

Heidi said...

Hey Sarah,
What a great entry! You have a real way with words. I love logging on to your blogspot to see your fun entries. Love ya Heidi xx

Anonymous said...

Great joke about the ants...

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