Things I've said today

"Get your feet off the chair and your head off the floor"
"Stop pretending you're in a slow motion movie"
"You can't trust pictures on the computer -- that's not really proof that aliens are real! No. Stop. I'm not having this argument in class"
"This window does not open. Hold it in or go out in hall to do that"
"You have two choices: get out of your locker, or be carried out of your locker"

14 comments:

Literacy Teacher said...

I love reading these! I wonder if I shoud do this on my blog! LOL

Sharlene T. said...

Do you ever find yourself looking for the bars on the windows?...great day...

Anonymous said...

hahaha--I can just hear you, Sarah! I miss you guys. Love, Brenda

Randy et Jan said...

Funny, funny! What's more, I can hear you saying each of them!! And after your previous post, everyone knows what #4 is about!!! Love you, Mom

malia said...

oh my gosh you are so funny

Lis said...

Bwahahahaha! Sounds like an amusing day. :)

Tammy@ Not Just Paper and Glue said...

These were too funny but I actually thought you were talking to my children when they were little (minus the internet thing lol).

TeachEnEspanol said...

I died laughing reading some of these. Then I read them to my roommate and she enjoyed this as well. Thanks for the smiles! :)

Chennifer said...

what do you mean aliens aren't real???

Love these comments - I could only handlke one year at school to become a teacher, and then switched to studying cultures. Kudos to you for doing it!!!

happy SITS saturday sharefest!

Holly said...

Just found your blog- LOVE it- hysterical :)

Linda said...

Stopping by from SITS. Great post.
Right you are..Couldn't be funnier.
Never a dull moment.
Thanks for sharing.

Lizzie said...

lol, too funny
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!

Kerry Neville Bakken said...

I'm going through the tenure process now--and it's hell. Really. Like running a 7-year long marathon! I love your blog!

http://www.mommamaybemad.blogspot.com/

Melissa said...

ahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

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