"Get your feet off the chair and your head off the floor"
"Stop pretending you're in a slow motion movie"
"You can't trust pictures on the computer -- that's not really proof that aliens are real! No. Stop. I'm not having this argument in class"
"This window does not open. Hold it in or go out in hall to do that"
"You have two choices: get out of your locker, or be carried out of your locker"