"Get your feet off the chair and your head off the floor"
"Stop pretending you're in a slow motion movie"
"You can't trust pictures on the computer -- that's not really proof that aliens are real! No. Stop. I'm not having this argument in class"
"This window does not open. Hold it in or go out in hall to do that"
"You have two choices: get out of your locker, or be carried out of your locker"
14 comments:
I love reading these! I wonder if I shoud do this on my blog! LOL
Do you ever find yourself looking for the bars on the windows?...great day...
hahaha--I can just hear you, Sarah! I miss you guys. Love, Brenda
Funny, funny! What's more, I can hear you saying each of them!! And after your previous post, everyone knows what #4 is about!!! Love you, Mom
oh my gosh you are so funny
Bwahahahaha! Sounds like an amusing day. :)
These were too funny but I actually thought you were talking to my children when they were little (minus the internet thing lol).
I died laughing reading some of these. Then I read them to my roommate and she enjoyed this as well. Thanks for the smiles! :)
what do you mean aliens aren't real???
Love these comments - I could only handlke one year at school to become a teacher, and then switched to studying cultures. Kudos to you for doing it!!!
happy SITS saturday sharefest!
Just found your blog- LOVE it- hysterical :)
Stopping by from SITS. Great post.
Right you are..Couldn't be funnier.
Never a dull moment.
Thanks for sharing.
lol, too funny
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!
I'm going through the tenure process now--and it's hell. Really. Like running a 7-year long marathon! I love your blog!
http://www.mommamaybemad.blogspot.com/
ahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
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